About:

Fake Market Cap ($CAP) on Robinhood Chain is a joke about the speculative crypto market and meme coins, now running on an Ethereum L2. It is not an investment.

$CAP has a fixed supply of 420,690,000 coins. But every time a coin moves — buy, sell, or send — the supply the contract reports to the outside world grows exponentially. The real supply never changes. The number everyone reads does.

Hold the price constant and do the math with that inflated coin count: after a few hundred transfers the "market cap" passes Bitcoin, then the entire US economy, then the global economy, and keeps going until it's bigger than the number of stars anyone has ever counted.

To keep things maximally honest, the coin is literally named Fake Market Cap.

Fake Market Cap is not an investment. $CAP is provided as is, without warranty of any kind.
Please read the terms of service.

Projected growth of the fake market cap on Robinhood Chain — a curve passing Ethereum, Bitcoin, the US economy, the global economy, seconds since the Big Bang, grains of sand on Earth, and stars in the universe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this an investment?

A: No.

Q: Is there utility or a roadmap?

A: The utility is that the number goes up in a way that is openly, provably fake, and you get to watch everyone react to it anyway. The roadmap is that it exists.

Q: Why Robinhood Chain?

A: Robinhood Chain is an Ethereum L2 — same EVM, same ERC-20 standard, same mechanics. A chain built by a retail trading app is arguably the perfect home for a coin whose entire product is a misleading number on a screen.

Q: Is the market cap really (SOME ENORMOUS NUMBER)?

A: Absolutely not.

Q: Why does SOME WEBSITE show an outdated market cap?

A: Trackers refresh coin supply on their own schedule. Normal coins don't change supply every few seconds, so most sites lag behind ours. Be patient — the fake number will catch up.

Q: The market cap is so high! Should I buy this coin?

A: No.

Q: So what's the real market cap?

A: Take the trading price and multiply it by the real supply, which is 420,690,000. That's it. That's the whole trick.

Q: How high can the fake supply go?

A: Somewhere in the octillions, just short of the point where a uint256 would overflow. The contract stops before the math breaks. We are fake, not broken.

Q: Has the contract been renounced?

A: Yes / No — set after deploy.

Q: This is stupid and I hate it.

A: That's not a question.

Fake Market Cap Info

What Is Fake Market Cap ($CAP) on Robinhood Chain?

$CAP is an ERC-20 coin on Robinhood Chain with one deliberate quirk: the supply it reports grows with every transfer, while the actual supply stays fixed at 420,690,000. Since market cap = price × reported supply, the market cap inflates on its own, past ETH, past BTC, past national economies, past astronomy.

Every meme coin's valuation is a number people collectively agree to believe. $CAP just automates the belief. It's a market cap generator with no market underneath, running on a chain named after a stock-trading app — which feels thematically correct.

It is not an investment, not a utility token, and not a promise of anything. It's a joke you can verify on-chain.

Why is it culturally relevant?

Crypto assigns billions of dollars of "value" through memes, momentum, and screenshots of green candles. When a dog coin outweighs a major bank on paper, the honest question is: what does market cap even measure? $CAP answers by pushing the number past the point of any possible meaning — a market cap in the quintillions that nobody can pretend is real.

Most coins sell a story that the number is real. $CAP tells you upfront the number is fake, and that turns out to be the most honest pitch on the whole chain.

The mechanics, in one paragraph

Fixed supply: 420,690,000. Reported supply: grows a set percentage with each transfer (buy, sell, or send). Trackers that read totalSupply() pick up the fake number and compute a fake market cap from it. On-chain balances, trades, and ownership are all completely real and visible on Robinscan. Only the headline number lies — loudly, and on purpose.

⚔️ TERMS OF SERVICE ⚔️

👋 Please do not get mad at me 🙅. Be cool 😎. If you're 😡 mad, go touch grass 🍃, drink some water 💧, and come back later.

"CAP" means this website, the smart contract 🔗, the coins, and everything related 💾.

By interacting with CAP you agree to these terms and confirm you understand that the reported market cap is wrong. It is called FAKE market cap for a reason 👍. If any part of this agreement is invalid under law ⚖️, the rest still applies 🤝. Deal? 😎

❌ CAP is provided "as is" ❌ without warranty of any kind ❌ express or implied ❌ including merchantability or fitness for any purpose ❌ or honestly anything else ❌.

In 🚫 no event 🚫 shall the author of CAP or anyone else be liable for any claim, 🔥 damages, or other liability 🤒, whether in contract, tort, or otherwise, arising from or connected with CAP 💾 or any dealings with it. Just be chill. Seriously 😮‍💨.

CAP is not a financial product 🤑 or an investment 💸. Do not interact with CAP intending to profit 📉. Do not acquire CAP unless you are fully prepared for a 💯 total loss 😭. Prepared to get rekt ☠️.

🚫 YOU SHOULD NOT BUY CAP 🚫